Where am I. Who are you people. What's going on. What time is it. Why does everything taste like the sound of yellow.
This is it. End of the trilogy. Time for Jfu to finally face the Reapers and take back Earth. Have some music for the scene.
GET IN THE SPACESHIP LOSERS WE’RE GOING TO SAVE THE GALAXY
Let’s start off taking a look at what Jfu 2 would have looked like if imported without change to ME 2:
And now, I would like you all to meet our new star, Jfu 3:
We started out this series as a black man, and have since turned into the most ghostly pale looking dude I’ve seen in the game.
And here’s starting stats:
I’ve done the escape from Earth and Mars missions. Both of those pretty much follow the script no matter what dialogue you pick, so there’s not much to talk about in the way of craziness yet. But the madness shall soon come. Soooooooooooooon.
This is it. The last mission. Let’s throw some appropriate music on here.
And with that, Mass Effect 2 has been beaten! That mission was surprisingly less of a massacre than I’d been expecting. Only two squadmate deaths. Well, yeah, the entire crew died, but it’s not like they were people. Besides, we all know what was really important. Garrus and Tali both survived the mission, thereby making it a complete success.
Next up, Mass Effect 3!