Where am I. Who are you people. What's going on. What time is it. Why does everything taste like the sound of yellow.

 

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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(Source: neilcicierega)

I have learned the secret to a happy life is to maximize the amount of time you spend without a shirt.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

Randomized New Vegas Part 2: Fiend Hunting

Now that I appear to have lost all the followers I gained following my first Randomized New Vegas post, it is time to update again, thereby throwing all those who thought I wasn’t going to continue this into a state of confusion, making them vulnerable! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Apparently the important stuff M was going to do next was leave. Yup. She took one look at New Vegas and decided to turn right back around.
  • But first, before heading out into the harsh, unforgiving wastes, she traded out her clothes for overpriced underwear and her shotgun for a switchblade. This is probably the worst equipment setup I have ever seen for braving a desert filled with hostile creatures. I am very concerned for M’s sanity and intelligence if this is the sort of thing she thinks is a logical decision. That bullet to the brain might have done more damage than I thought.
  • Luckily, M picked up some better equipment not long after heading out. Which is good, because she was traveling eastward, right into golden gecko territory. Had to sneak past most of them, since even that equipment wasn’t going to be enough to kill all of them.
  • Made it into Camp Gold. Stole a bunch of stuff from Camp Golf. Left Camp Golf.
  • Got to level 4, put all my points in medicine, and got the Charge perk (added in Project Nevada, lets you keep your weapon out while sprinting.)
  • Next stop was the NCR garrison at Camp McCarran. The soldiers there need a lot of help, and M is perfectly happy to do so. For a price, of course.
  • Snapped a shot of this due to it being the est equipped I have ever been up to this point, and the first time M has actually looked like a competent fighter.
  • M took up a bounty job to kill some of the leaders of the Fiend raiders in the area. Going through this quest is the first time in this playthrough I’ve had to deal with heavy combat situations, and I’m realizing how much improvisation is needed to make it through, especially with the difficulty mods added on (because honestly, vanilla New Vegas is a bit easy for my tastes.) Grenades and mines are M’s best friends here.
  • The first target was Cook-Cook. M could have asked another bounty hunter for advice on how to deal with him. But that’s the easy way out! Just head straight out there and kill him yourself, girl!
  • Thanks to the equipment from Camp McCarran, Cook-Cook was the easiest. Found a good sniping position, tossed a grenade into the ruined building he was hiding in to clear out his followers, then sniped the survivors. Nice and simple. Of course, after looting the bodies I had to switch out to much weaker equipment. Fuuuuuun.
  • Got to level 5, all points in Sneak.
  • Violet was the next target. Got killed by her dogs several times trying to fight her conventionally, so I just mined everything around her camp and let them kill her. Unfortunately, that destroyed her head, so M didn’t get the full bounty.
  • Last Fiend was Driver Nephi. For once, M agreed to get help, and recruited the First Recon Rangers to take care of Nephi with her. Made stuff a lot easier, since I could let them do the fighting instead of trying to kill off all those Fiends with my crappy gun.
  • Those bounties weren’t the end of M’s fiend killing! Next up, she agreed to help recover the body of an NCR soldier left in fiend territory. But there was a bit of difficulty with the job: it involves fighting Fiends standing on an inaccessible roof, and the only weapon M had was a pool stick. Had to run through bullet fire to the body of a merchant who happened to be killed by those fiends while walking past, grab their gun, then run to cover and try to kill off all those enemies using a rifle that was falling apart and which M had barely any ammo for. Fuuuuuun times. M didn’t really have much left in the way of limbs by the end of that fight.
  • M agreed to one last job at Camp McCarran: going to vault 22. However, after being slaughtered several times by the giant mantises outside the door, I realized there was no way I’d be getting in there right now. Looks like I’ll need to find something else to do.

There are a lot of things to like about Aldnoah.Zero. But honestly, I’m just happy to see space invaders who are actually aware of the fact that, as space invaders, they are fully capable of just dropping stuff onto the planet, and that this is a much easier strategy than fighting to secure a beachhead or searching an entire city for one person.