Where am I. Who are you people. What's going on. What time is it.

 

twitterthecomic:


Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
— vladchoc (@vladchoc)
January 17, 2013

twitterthecomic:

Haven’t you got any romance in your soul?” said Magrat plaintively.
“No,” said Granny. “I ain’t. And stars don’t care what you wish, and magic don’t make things better, and no one doesn’t get burned who sticks their hand in a fire. If you want to amount to anything as a witch, Magrat Garlick, you got to learn three things. What’s real, what’s not real, and what’s the difference.

Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett (via itseasyjusttolookaway)

natellite:

the username wars are over. the last and greatest one has been found. finally, we can rest

natellite:

the username wars are over. the last and greatest one has been found. finally, we can rest

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute)