Where am I. Who are you people. What's going on. What time is it. Why does everything taste like the sound of yellow.

 

thekusabi:

There is a life-sized Goddess Madoka and I must make a pilgrimage to her before I die

taylorswifthecreator:

dreadfulseahag:

party-wok:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Jaw on the fucking floor.

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

pro-putin folk are also antisemites u dont say

And it’s also not true.

taylorswifthecreator:

dreadfulseahag:

party-wok:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Jaw on the fucking floor.

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

pro-putin folk are also antisemites u dont say

And it’s also not true.

Randomized Mass Effect 2 Part 5: The Warlord

Took me longer than I thought it would for this. Haven’t had as much time to play, and whenever I did play I ended up constantly being stuck at the same spot (fighting past waves of Krogans is horrible with a pistol.) Then I randomly decided to try it out today and breezed through the entire planet without stopping. Perhaps I have rediscovered my old competence at this game.

  • Glitches are becoming increasingly common. Characters randomly appearing in scenes where they shouldn’t be, bodies moving in strange and eldritch manners, black boxes appearing around text, and the like. My favorite was what’s been happening to the menu screen.
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  • It’s like it’s trying to combine the start screen and the menu and I don’t know why.
  • I am starting to become very grateful for Jfu 2’s inability to stop talking to people, as the longer conversations go on, the more likely I am to get an option I want. Got the ship cannon upgrade from Garrus after a minute of cycling through generic replies. One step closer to not getting everyone slaughtered in the suicide mission!
  • Rolled to go for Warlord Okeer with Kasumi and Garrus as squadmates. The two made most of the mission pretty bearable, since combined they could take down any shields very quickly. Getting past the krogan was where things got messy.
  • Okeer died, brought Grunt’s pod onto the ship, shouted at Miranda. I was worried Jfu 2 would decide to leave him in the pod, but he opened it. Unfortunately, he failed to get either persuade choice while Grunt had him pinned up against the wall. But the situation was resolved by Jfu 2 shooting Grunt several times in the face, which I believe is the equivalent of a high five in krogan, making him and Grunt “bros” now.

quienesesachica:

frostilock:

spookycouture:

sdlfjalksdfka

GIIIMMMEE

I’d feel so epic in the top left one

I want them all

(Source: valkyrien)

okaymoose:

shoresoftheshadowlands:

aperfectillusion:

lettersfromdua:

aperfectillusion:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me. 

Holy fucking shit. This has 80 thousand notes?!?!

THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE

o H MY GDO

Played 419,883 times

knightofsuperior:

savefrog:

vendant:

omensetters:

nowacking:

thegrumbliestpuppy:

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the mashup you didnt need.

It took me two days to find this again and I’m never letting go

ohmy god. its the smash mouth fugue i’ve been looking for it for so long GOD DAMNIT IT’S HERE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

absolute ogreload.

don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming

yo dawg i heard you like shrek

piedrabbit:

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

I find this information about Singapore really helpful